Reggie launches new interactive quizzes

Today, Reggie announced a new quiz platform that is fun to play. It is similar to competitor BuzzFeed’s platform but with much improved content. Buzzfeed was blocked around April 16th by certain filters. This led to outrage in the community. We believed Buzzfeed’s content was bad and needed a competitor. “Unlike Buzzfeed, we don’t make extremely biased, ignorant content” Reggie Inc. …

Ajit Pai Makes Pilgrimage To Pie Factory

On March 14th, a Reggie photographer captured Ajit Pai speaking at a religious ceremony in a Cub pie factory. It seems that they were conducting a  satanic ritual to the pie gods. At one point Ajit Pai was overtaken by the power of the pies and was brainwashed into seeing only pie. The ceremony lasted for 3.14 hours. Afterward Ajit …

School Walkout At 10AM

The school walkout, planned for today, will take place at 10:00 am and will last 17 minutes, 1 for each victim of the school shooting in Parkland, Florida. It will take place in the media center at MMW. You will be excused if you choose to go. The rules are that you can’t use your phone and you have to …

LIL MINECRAFT RELEASED

A new song, Lil Minecraft, has been released by Soundcloud rapper Keegan Da Veegan. It is a Minecraft parody. Here are the lyrics: Shout out this is lil lil Minecraft, going hard on the (pause) Mobs! My first time crafting people, don’t hate! Shout out to my boys at minecon! I be flexin’ diamonds yah Like People call me the …

LOCAL SCAM ARTIST CREATES FAKE REGGIE OS!!

A well known conman was found today selling something strange. We went to see what it was and noticed that it resembled our very own ReggieOS. We have not released ReggieOS yet so we knew something was up. Reader “TheBestBart” States “ReggieOS is complete” although we know this isn’t true. The scammer was selling a fake computer running ReggieOS, although …

6ixe9ine starts religion

New religion started by rapper ‘6ix9ine’. This religion is rumored to be called ‘scum gang’, but no real evidence has been given. known members of this cult have been identified, including Jacob Bragg, blicky, and 6ixe9ines apprentice, lil 69. Not much informtion has been given about they are located, but Reggie News has received a threat stating ‘blicky got the …

Joe Mahoney LEAVING?!?!?

Joe Mahoney, is reportedly leaving the community. He will be missed among our readers. We interviewed God/NUBTUB about this topic. “We lost a legend today. Mission failed we’ll get him next time” We hope Mahoney will ascend next time. He was escorted by his security guards to the exit at the end of the day. Reporter K1ish got a chance …

New ‘Giver Religion’ rapidly trancends

MN — A new religion is on the rise. A new religion has trancended, it is based off of the book “The Giver” by Lois Lowry. In this religion, people believe in Jonas (the main character in the book) as the divine spirit of Giverism. People also believe in the character known as “The Giver” to have more or equal …

Do U Kno Da Wae? Meme Review

Do u kno da wae? The latest meme, do you know the way, has blown up over the internet. This comes from recent memes about VR Chat, a free steam game for HTC Vive and Oculus Rift. This game is based around chatting with other people in VR and making friends. This has mainly been the case, but recently people have …

Happy Reggie Year

What is up my 🅱️, we hope your winter break was filled with many pleasant stirrings. In you haven’t noticed it’s 2018 now, which is the year of the Reggie according to Tendism.